#spiritsays: Face turning every shade of pink, you wish that there was a hole other than your mouth for your foot. You learn by mistaking your foot for a lollipop.


#spiritsays: Cow pie

#spiritsays: Cow pie

#spiritsays: Stepping barefoot in a cow pie, you curse and quickly wipe your foot on the grass. Better the curdled custard as a “watch where you’re walking” warning than something than can not be so easily resolved. You do not have to step “in” it—step “around” it instead.

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